Англійський гумор
1.Actor is a man who tries to be everything but
himself
2. Friend is one who has the same enemies you
have.
3. Lady is a woman who makes a man behave like
a gentleman.
4. Mirror is one that laughs at your face.
5. School
year is a very long period between vocations.
6. Zoo is a place where animals study human
beings.
7. If vegetable oil comes from vegetables where
does baby oil comes from?
8. I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are
missing
9. Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.
10.Hit me! I need the money ( the sign on the
car)
11. Those who can, do. Those who can do more,
teach.
12. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately, it
kills all his students.
13.When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let
her brush your hair.